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Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1416

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1417

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?"
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No," says the bum.
The man then asks, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?"
Again the bum says, "No."
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"

Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1418

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The nurse said to the doctor, "There's an invisible man in the waiting room." The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him now."

Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1419

I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."

Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1420

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Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.

Re:Best jokes! 2 years, 2 months ago #1421

Do you know what you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, you get your house back, your wife back, your truck back ...